Definitions by Cori777

evil exboyfriend

Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.

"My evil exboyfriend spread rumors that I was stalking him to make himself look desirable."

evil exboyfriend by cori777 May 25, 2009

dating down the food chain 

Dating less and less desirable men or women as one ages.

Ever since I turned thirty, all I'm doing is dating down the food chain.

dating down the food chain by Cori777 December 29, 2007

badgirl 

1) A woman who defies accepted social norms of "good girl" behavior. 2) A lot of fun!

You're such a badgirl that you've earned merit badges for 1) extreme eating, 2) burning stuff up, 3) eating doughnuts while doing doughnuts, 4) wearing crazy outfits, and 5) stalking evil exboyfriends.

badgirl by cori777 December 29, 2007

cakeboy 

A cakeboy is a guy who gives off ambiguous intentions towards his female "friend(s)." Generally, he says and does things that confuse his female friend(s) into believing they're dating him. Cakeboys can be found in large numbers among nice guys and at Protestant seminaries.

The term cakeboy comes from the reference to cake -- it looks and tastes good for a time, but it won't sustain you long-term.

I can never tell whether I'm dating him. He snuggles up to me on the couch, but then talks about how he values our friendship. He is such a cakeboy!

cakeboy by cori777 December 29, 2007