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Doing the cosmo refers a teenager guy having sexual intercourse with a girl, thats 4 or more years younger than him, thus exceeding the doable age gap.
"Did you hear Dom(18) banged a 14 year old? He did the cosmo."
the cosmo by eden69 November 25, 2017

Cosmo the Seedarian 

Tails' girlfriend on sonic X. they start to develop feelings toward each other during the course of season 3. She comes to warn Sonic & friends about the metarex, a group of alien robots that steal planet life. In the end she transforms herself into a tree and envelops herself around the metarex planet to immobilize and stop them from destroying the galaxy. This gave tails the opportunity to destroy the metarex for good with his sonic cannon but at a price: cosmo's life. The fact that Tails had to kill the one he loved makes many fans consider it the saddest anime moment in history.
(shot destroys the metarex and cosmo)
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian
Cosmo the Seedarian by Majin Tails October 21, 2009

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore 

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one
Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

The Common Cold 

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.
Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

the common

a favorite hangout for the pseudo gangsters
pseudo gangster: yo, man, i feel mad boss standin next to the WWII monument on the common
the common by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

Travis of the Cosmos 

The best guest character on the Cartoon Network show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He is a little alien blob with a lot of eyes and no mouth. In order to talk he shoots a tenticle into the back of Master Shake and he then talks through master shake in Japanese. Travis is known for great one liners using Master Shake.
"Suck it dry!!!"
"I rule you bitch!!!"
Travis of the Cosmos by Faceplant February 7, 2005

the voice of the common cock 

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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