the cosmo

Doing the cosmo refers a teenager guy having sexual intercourse with a girl, thats 4 or more years younger than him, thus exceeding the doable age gap.

"Did you hear Dom(18) banged a 14 year old? He did the cosmo."

the cosmo by eden69 November 25, 2017

Cosmo the Seedarian 

Tails' girlfriend on sonic X. they start to develop feelings toward each other during the course of season 3. She comes to warn Sonic & friends about the metarex, a group of alien robots that steal planet life. In the end she transforms herself into a tree and envelops herself around the metarex planet to immobilize and stop them from destroying the galaxy. This gave tails the opportunity to destroy the metarex for good with his sonic cannon but at a price: cosmo's life. The fact that Tails had to kill the one he loved makes many fans consider it the saddest anime moment in history.

(shot destroys the metarex and cosmo)
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian

Cosmo the Seedarian by Majin Tails October 21, 2009

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore 

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022

The Common Cold 

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

The Common Cold by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

the common

a favorite hangout for the pseudo gangsters

pseudo gangster: yo, man, i feel mad boss standin next to the WWII monument on the common

the common by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

Travis of the Cosmos 

The best guest character on the Cartoon Network show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He is a little alien blob with a lot of eyes and no mouth. In order to talk he shoots a tenticle into the back of Master Shake and he then talks through master shake in Japanese. Travis is known for great one liners using Master Shake.

"Suck it dry!!!"
"I rule you bitch!!!"

Travis of the Cosmos by Faceplant February 7, 2005

the voice of the common cock 

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

the voice of the common cock by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010