The Canadian
The Canadian by Libraryguy March 31, 2021
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The Canadian
I). Jackin' it with a hockey glove on. II). spaniking the dolphin whilest playing in a hockey game. must be playing defense.
The Canadian by Phillip Seymore hoffbrahaus March 18, 2014
The Canadian Scramble
“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
The Canadian Scramble by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
The Canadian Carry
When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.
The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.
How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.
How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.
The Canadian Carry by Vancini June 18, 2011
The Canadian Way
The Canadian Way by Unknown2169214567 May 26, 2020
The Canadian Sizzler
When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.
Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler
Dan: Nice!!!
Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler
Dan: Nice!!!
The Canadian Sizzler by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011
The Canadian Fish
"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
The Canadian Fish by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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