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An umbrella term generally used to define an individual who uses rich older (sugar daddies/sugar mama's) individuals for financial gain. These rich individuals are also known as Blessers

The blessed are coming out in full numbers tonight with all these blessers hanging around.

I'm going out this weekend to get blessed by my sugar daddy.

The blessed by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020

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The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

The “Blessed” Curse by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024

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Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament

A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.

The student from the Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament is very creative.

Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament by Ummmm. February 6, 2006

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Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

Blessed the car by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

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Blessed the beef

He’s trying to stop the beef

Man blessed the beef innit

Blessed the beef by Ktrap January 6, 2022

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Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament

beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room

at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress

Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

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Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

Blessed be the fruit by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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