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The angler position 

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night

The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking
Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...
The Angles by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

the angle of the dangle 

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.
in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

the anger bang 

Getting back at a male or female by having angry sex with them. Although degrading, rough, emotional, and sometimes a tiny bit violent, this is not rape because it is consensual. Lack of fourplay, and dominance are the key points. The bottom line is "beat the pussy up."
Jenny broke up with me for the ice cream man. I cried every night for a year. They broke up last week. On friday night I asked her out. We ended up hooking up at the end of the date, and I gave her the anger bang. I yelled "why the fuck did you do that to me" while I pulled her hair in the doggy-style position!
the anger bang by Chris R. Kjos July 24, 2006

show the angles right 

when someone asks you this, typically when you are in the shower, they will be expected some sort of pic of 😏😏😏
me: "show the angles right ong"
you: *sends ab pics in the shower*

Show the angles 

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
Girl: I was talking to a hot boy last night

Other girl: did he show the angles?
Show the angles by Cel4 April 10, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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