when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way

oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head

the zach ryan effect by zacherthehacker March 13, 2022

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The Zach Effect

The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.

"Did you see Max's new haircut?"
"Yeah, dude. That's the Zach effect at work."

The Zach Effect by barf flavored soda January 21, 2023

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The hungry zach

When you slap cheese slices on her butt and put your meat inbetween and finish off with that special sauce

I met this chick on the weekend and i gave her the hungry zach

The hungry zach by Hzach February 20, 2022

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Zach the skeleton

A 8ft tall skeleton who is mostly chill and calm, he is kinda lazy at shit tho that “laziness” is a way of escapism. He is sociopathic and narcissistic, he has a couple of friends but he separates from them to be alone by himself, also he smokes alot..

I haven’t heard of Zach the skeleton in a long time, hopefully he’s somewhere out there…

Zach the skeleton by ADeadGiveAway November 7, 2021

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The Suite Life of Zach and Cody

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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