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The zach 

I want to go out tonight and do the Zach cocaine and get hookers
The zach by Dsizzler321 March 17, 2021

the zach ryan effect 

when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way
oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head

The Zach Effect 

The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.
"Did you see Max's new haircut?"
"Yeah, dude. That's the Zach effect at work."

The hungry zach 

When you slap cheese slices on her butt and put your meat inbetween and finish off with that special sauce
I met this chick on the weekend and i gave her the hungry zach
The hungry zach by Hzach February 20, 2022

Zach the skeleton 

A 8ft tall skeleton who is mostly chill and calm, he is kinda lazy at shit tho that “laziness” is a way of escapism. He is sociopathic and narcissistic, he has a couple of friends but he separates from them to be alone by himself, also he smokes alot..
I haven’t heard of Zach the skeleton in a long time, hopefully he’s somewhere out there
Zach the skeleton by ADeadGiveAway November 7, 2021

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody 

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.
Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)