The yogurt

Fucking CUM

Bitch the yogurt

by Big fat ASS July 5, 2018

The Yogurt

When someone has a secret and you find out you say "you bought 'The Yogurt' "

Boy1: just don't tell anyone my secret okay?
Boy2: okay
Boy3: hey Boy1 I have "the yogurt"

by the silent one speaks December 13, 2014

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

by userbits March 7, 2010

Throw out the yogurt

To break up with someone.

Should we throw out the yogurt? This clearly isn't working.

by anandroidid April 20, 2018

hand-start the yogurt thrower

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate

"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.

by Brian September 5, 2004

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016