The Windys

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.

"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."

by Steve Blends March 16, 2025

nexus the kingdom of the winds

An old mmo, one of the originals.
-Sprite based graphics
-Strong player-run community (economy, subpaths, events, etc)
-Nexon was great while they owned it
-Kru doesn't do squat cept ruin the game

a game where ckid>you>nexon>kru>BIA>NA>beagle

Oh shit! That darned ckid just got a crazy stataddict record in only ox/snake/bandit and somehow beat guys who do water3! I must say I got mad pwnt whilst playing nexus the kingdom of the winds.

by SXmeister October 27, 2006

paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 27, 2009

bugs on the windshield

The residue that remains in your teeth during or after eating a meal. Often most pronounced when a piece of lettuce or spinach gets stuck in your teeth after consuming a salad.

Yo Dude, you've got some bugs on the windshield. You may want to get a toothpick or floss to clean up a bit before talking to anyone else.

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

the windy city

As you already may know, "the windy city" was actually a phrase used by the city of Chicago to promote their breezey beaches. LATER, a writer for the New York times used it as an insult for the boastful manner of Chicagoans during the world's fair. It has also been used to describe their politicians, whose lies and false promises have lead people to say they are "full of wind."

So if a know-it-all tool says to you, "You know, Chicago isn't called 'the windy city' because it's windy," you can say, "Fuck you. Yes it is."

by bribs July 8, 2006

thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker

Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016

The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009