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The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.
Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."
The White Glove by houdinihand September 22, 2007
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the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.
dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

White Glove the Bed 

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.
Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

Take off the white gloves 

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.
In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves
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