The holy tradition of knowingly abstaining from using any marijuana products during the weekdays (otherwise known as the weed), and indulging in marijuana products for the duration of the weedkend. The weedkend starts when you wake up on Friday and ends when you go to sleep on sunday, not when the clock strikes midnight, a common misconception.
If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
Jim: Charles rip this doob.
Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.
Jim: What do you mean?
Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.
Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!
Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.
Jim: What do you mean?
Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.
Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!
Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
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Every Friday is the weekend eve.
Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!
Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...
Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!
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Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!
(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
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