The Weedkend 

The holy tradition of knowingly abstaining from using any marijuana products during the weekdays (otherwise known as the weed), and indulging in marijuana products for the duration of the weedkend. The weedkend starts when you wake up on Friday and ends when you go to sleep on sunday, not when the clock strikes midnight, a common misconception.

If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.

Jim: Charles rip this doob.

Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.

Jim: What do you mean?

Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.

Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!

Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.

The Weedkend by Popadonpapa December 3, 2020

getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...

shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

getting cleaned up for the weekend by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011

hymn for the weekend 

The best dang song by the band Coldplay

Hey I'm listening to hymn for the weekend!

hymn for the weekend by Randomrainbowws December 29, 2016

something for the weekend, Sir? 

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.

Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"

something for the weekend, Sir? by hteb78 September 13, 2013

kids for the weekend 

A crap Band from portaferry who cant sing, dance or even well lets put it this way they have no talent BAHAHAHAHA

crap
ug
talentless
kids for the weekend
portaferry

kids for the weekend by Heroesnofan January 25, 2010

The Weekend Eve

Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!

Every Friday is the weekend eve.

Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!

Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...

Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!

(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)

The Weekend Eve by Bobbi Reyes December 31, 2011

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

something for the weekend by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004