The Wankery 

The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.

paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*

The Wankery by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

you're the wanker 

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

you're the wanker by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

The Wankercopter 

When your partner is giving you a handjob or blowjob, right as you're cumming, start spinning your dick around like a helicopter. This ensures more semen covers more of your partners face and body.

To add to the excitement, it is recommended you scream "WAH WAH WAH WAH" while performing the wankercopter.

My girlfriend decided to give me a handjob at school, but I decided to be an ass and give her a wankercopter.

Since his wife wouldn't let him go out with his friends, he decided to give her The Wankercopter while she was giving him a handjob later that night.

The Wankercopter by spazerbeam409 October 16, 2010

wanker the anchor 

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

wanker the anchor by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

wake the wife wanker 

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

wake the wife wanker by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

Wanker of the Week by jaffaw July 14, 2009

The Great Australian Wanker 

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.

Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.

The Great Australian Wanker by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023