The Visitor
Twelve year old: “Oh Cmon! The Visitor was stupid enough to kill my fortnite game! You gotta be joking!”
Adults: “Good.”
Adults: “Good.”
The Visitor by ObamaTheNWordPass March 1, 2020
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you are the millionth visitor
A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.
Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.
Chester: Retard >_>
Chester: Retard >_>
you are the millionth visitor by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011
The Visitors
Known as Les Visiteurs in France. A kickass movie starring Jean Reno about an 11th century knight and his squire who are accidentally transported to modern times by a senile wizard. The plot centers around the nobleman's quest to return back to his own time by enlisting the help of his descendant. A cult classic in France. Its image has since been tarnished by "Les Visiteurs 2" and the American version "Just Visiting."
The Visitors by Juwanna Tinkle October 24, 2005
you are the 1,000,000th vistor!
The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.
you are the 1,000,000th vistor! by falloutboy0403 April 1, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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