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The Vaccine 

When 10 men ejaculate into a turkey baster. Then squirt it into preferably a male's anus sometimes can be injected into female vagina.
Tyrone and Friends gave John Smith "The Vaccine".

The Vaccine 

The Vaccine is the second drink created by a now retired mid western state trooper.

The drink was created when the retiree noticed all the Karen’s and haters forcing their views on others as far as COVID-19 went. The desire was to make a drink and name it “the vaccine“ so that freedom lovers could imbibe one and then honestly say to the one way market aisle sticker cops “I’ve had the Vaccine”. And just be mind fucking them. As a follow up F U, a card was created so that once the people imbibed, they could have their “vaccine card”.

The drink consists of 1 bottle of Moose Drool beer, 1 shot of Revel Stoke Peanut Butter Whiskey and 1 shot of
Once Sugar had drank “the vaccine” he was able to tell all the Covid Karen’s to go pound sand
The Vaccine by Sugar58 May 15, 2021

Maxine The Vaccine 

This is the definition of absolute goobario. Always picking his nose or watching anime in the corner.
Guy 1: Who's that goob in the corner picking his nose and watching anime

Guy 2: It must be Maxine The Vaccine
Maxine The Vaccine by Fire CHicke January 24, 2020

The Global Vaccine Divide 

When a number of Western countries would not allow travellers who have been jabbed with vaccines not manufactured in the West to enter, because the quality or efficacy of those allegedly “Eastern shots” is suspicious.
If the global vaccine divide were to be enforced, which means that vaccines like Covishield, Sinovac, Sinopharm, and Sputnik V wouldn’t be recognized in the EU (and possibly in the US), how much would global tourism or economy be decimated? Would the “vaccine apartheid” perpetrated by the West potentially usher in a World War III?

The Shelf Life of a Corona Vaccine 

When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.
If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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