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The Urinal

Derogatory term for Wrigley Field; commonly used by White Sox fans; describes the pungent odor of the stadium due to the open trough urinals, leaky plumbing, and poor aim of drunken frat jocks.
I went to the Urinal to watch the Crosstown Classic, but couldn't enjoy it because some Flub fan fratboy spilled his beer on me in the third inning.
The Urinal by Ryan Z.C. May 23, 2006
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The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
The urinal countdown by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Icing the urinal cake 

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

Frosting the urinal cake 

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.
Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.

kingpin the urinal 

I had to shit like a horse, all the stalls were full... no choice but to kingpin the urinal.

Turd in The Urinal 

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie
Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

Shit in the urinal 

Bro did u just shit in the urinal??
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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