flub

Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.

My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.

by Mr Fletcher April 9, 2006

flub

To make a mistake or an error.

Dang, I flubbed on my last test...now I'm going to fail the class."

by x January 22, 2003

flub

A socially accepted way to say "fuck".

what the flub are you talking about?
i flubbed her hard!

by alyssa&clayton April 2, 2008

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

flub

noun

A small amount of fat that imparts a cute and pleasant quality to the bearer, often a small amount of subcutaneous fat in the abdominal area

I don't like girls with a six pack; a little bit of flub is nice.

by nopain00 March 2, 2005

flub

To fuck up on something

I fucking totally flubbed up this stupid thing.

by a loser March 30, 2003

Flub

To speak a word incorrectly; To speak as if one's lips were rubber

"The Ancient Greeks had their own mytholology - oops, that was a flub"

"Put the Splagghetti in the - well, I flubbed that up"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008