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The Urban 

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.
Did you see Urban Meyer try to give that woman "the Urban" at his steakhouse?
The Urban by hollow_log October 5, 2021
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The urban 

Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.
I can't believe Mitch got caught at that PAC fundraiser giving that donor the urban during YMCA.
The urban by Big Baby Mars October 5, 2021

The Urban Dictionary Challenge

A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!

The Urban Dictionary Drinking Game 

A game created by youtube Vlogger 'AdamSeesAll' where people need to guess the meanings of words on the urban dictionary website, until someone is drunk.
Guy 1: Dude do you remember playing the urban dictionary drinking game last night?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Yeah you fucking lost hard.

The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online

The Urban Dictionary

A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends
Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.

the urban dictionary t-shirt 

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.
Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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