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The Twistie

The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
The Twistie by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
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the twisties 

When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
the twisties by talk2me-JCH2 July 31, 2021

the twister 

when you wrap your middle finger and ring finger around your index finger and stick it into a womens vagina
Girl 1: So i saw you leave with your cousins bf last night
Girl 2: yeah i felt guilty but he sure knew how to give the twister
the twister by mink mysta January 29, 2008

The Twisties 

The act of twisting your penis to ejaculate. Usually done without lubercation. It’s pretty painful
Zach: dude I was doing the twisties earlier, man it fucking hurt but I came so much
The Twisties by GDKInMyblood February 4, 2019

The Twisted Sister 

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.
After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!
The Twisted Sister by Nrogers February 25, 2024

Twisting the knife 

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.
As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.
Twisting the knife by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

Twisted The Towel 

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.