The Twinkie

Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)

Dude, i gave Cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 2, 2004

sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

lickin the creme outta the twinkie

Licking the dick fluid out of the vaginal region.

Timmy stop lickin the creme outta the twinkie. That's just not right man.

by aryyguy April 11, 2009

fill the twinkie

To completely fill the female genitalia with cum and therefore the Twinkie has been filled.

The white is in!

I 'm gonna fill the Twinkie tonight!

by LeSgEtIt April 10, 2017

Pimpin the twinkie

A school bus driver at work.

Larry was at work today pimpin the twinkie like nobodies business.

by jewelman445 March 3, 2014

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.

Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008