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The Tunnel is how Coloradoans refer to the Eisenhower Tunnel, the highest vehicular tunnel in the world. It carries I-70 through the Continental Divide and through to the killer powder on the other side.

Usually used when talking about how long it's going to be until you shred the gnar.
"How long til we get to Vail, man? I can't wait to rip with my new board."

"At least an hour, we're not even to The Tunnel yet. Better light that blunt now."
by frank carter June 29, 2009
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The Tunnel Snakes

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes. That's us and we rule!
by MsLi December 12, 2010
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The Tunnel of Love

The sex act where a man is thrusting from the back with the womans legs closed but the penis does not penetrate. Instead it rubbs through the "thigh gap" area while the woman massages the tip. Also known as "Mormon Doggy-style"
My girlfriend isnt in to soaking but shes great at The Tunnel of Love
by Theverybiggeststeve August 18, 2022
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In The Tunnel

1. Saying something that renders people silent, looking at you, and wondering what the fuck you're talking about. 2. Looking stupid.
Person 1: Man this band sucks dude.
Person 2: They sure love being in the tunnel.
by DIABOLIC4L April 6, 2006
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I'm in the tunnel

Definition 1:

A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.

In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.

Definition 2:

Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....

Phone rings....ring, ring, ring

Cang: "Yo"

Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"

Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"

Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."

Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....

Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "

Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!
by Mr. Ronald Zoni May 5, 2011
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meet me in the tunnel

A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.
(ring ring ring)

Employee: "Hello?"

Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."

(click - phone hangs up)

Employee: "Hello? Hello?"
by Fistina June 4, 2007
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something that gives you hope for the future after a long and difficult period.
It's been a hard few months,but we are finally beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
by Pedram gh August 8, 2010
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