Definitions by Fistina

treats in the kitchen 

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

treats in the kitchen by Fistina July 18, 2007

meet me in the tunnel 

A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.

(ring ring ring)

Employee: "Hello?"

Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."

(click - phone hangs up)

Employee: "Hello? Hello?"

meet me in the tunnel by Fistina June 4, 2007

Let it be written, let it be Dom 

To assume absolute power.
The final word.
To be performed absolutely.

Peter: "How do you think you are going to enforce this?"
Dom: "Let it be written, let it be Dom."

Peter: "You can't do this!"
Someone else: "Let it be written, let it be Dom!"

Let it be written, let it be Dom by Fistina February 18, 2007

FA

Failed abortion.
To simply fail a termination.

The 'abort' button did not work; now I have a FA on my hand.

I should have pulled out before the FA.

FA by Fistina February 18, 2007

only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.

Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".

only at my hand by Fistina November 3, 2006

MsgDonald's 

What McDonald's should really be called because most of their food contains some form of MSG or Gluten.

Peter went to MsgDonald's today and felt like shit afterwards because the food contained MSG and he was told otherwise.

MsgDonald's by Fistina June 22, 2006

fistina 

A form of prank calling where someone calls up an unsuspected person and once they pick up, he wispers, "fistina .... fistina ... fistina ..." and then hangs up.

Phil likes to fistina people all the time.

fistina by Fistina June 22, 2006