The Trash Can
Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when
people pass by the Wizard
may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old
men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size,
IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard
may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very
late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.