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The tism
Tism number one: "Tism number three what the fuck are you doing?"
Tism number three : "sorry tism number one, just looking at naked ladies"
Random user of the tism : "absolute fuckwits."
Tism number three : "sorry tism number one, just looking at naked ladies"
Random user of the tism : "absolute fuckwits."
The tism by The autism lad October 6, 2023
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touch of the tism
when a person is exceeding difficult or socially obtuse; when their behavior suggests the potential for a mild end of spectrum diagnosis; you do not want to be politically incorrect and rashly call someone retarded or autistic, but you're deeply frustrated with their conduct and rigidity
Oh, Katie is fixated on whether I wrote her name in dust - she's got a touch of the tism.
Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.
Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.
touch of the tism by SNLinReview May 31, 2019
Down with the tism
Down with the tism by hao/nate June 16, 2023
Touch of the tism
When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.
Touch of the tism by ClíoIsAutisic December 2, 2022
Touch of the tism
Touch of the tism by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023
What the tism
Online and in real life, people often make up their own catchphrases to react to confusing or ridiculous moments. For example, when someone asks a really strange question or does something that doesn’t make sense, you might want a quick, funny way to respond.
My friend started barking during class, and I was just like, “What the tism?”
Someone put mustard on a brownie at lunch — what the tism was that?
He texted me at 3 a.m. asking if fish have feelings… what the tism, bro.
The teacher tripped over nothing, and everyone froze — what the tism just happened?
I saw two kids arguing over who invented water, and I’m like, “What the tism man”
Someone put mustard on a brownie at lunch — what the tism was that?
He texted me at 3 a.m. asking if fish have feelings… what the tism, bro.
The teacher tripped over nothing, and everyone froze — what the tism just happened?
I saw two kids arguing over who invented water, and I’m like, “What the tism man”
What the tism by Skyblue20199 October 18, 2025
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