The Tights

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A psychological reaction where an individual feels discomfort, squeamishness, and disgust, accompanied by physical signs such as teeth gritting and muscle tightening. This response, known as "The Tights," reflects a visceral aversion to specific stimuli, visibly manifesting one's internal unease.

Alice whispered to her classmate, "The gave me the tights", after Professor Holmgrine mentioned he has recently downloaded Tinder.

The Tights by being _perceived March 8, 2024

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The Tighty Whities

A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.

Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"

Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."

The Tighty Whities by PotomacThug August 13, 2010

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remember the tight ones

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans

remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.

remember the tight ones by TiTyRon November 10, 2009

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Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

Ride the Tightrope by simon February 1, 2005

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The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

The Tight-Pant Rule by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

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Spread The Tight

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.

i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.

Spread The Tight by Tall Australian June 18, 2011

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the tight

Something that is so tight it's not just tight, it's the tight.

"Dude Episode III is the tight!"

"Yo man that shit is the tight!!"

the tight by Kevin Garvey June 14, 2005

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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