The Thies

When you eat hotwings and accidentally use your spicy fingers while having sex.

Margret: "Dude, you gave me The Thies last night."
Joe: "Sorry I had spicy food."

The Thies by Het ventje December 3, 2022

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We all know you read the thesaurus

A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.

Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.

Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.

We all know you read the thesaurus by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025

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.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate.9. by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

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The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

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are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

are these the worlds most crispy fries... by BelugaDome February 26, 2024

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matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes by willoughby August 14, 2005

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