The Teo
"Man, my friend did The Teo on me while we were doing a hiest in Payday 2, i had to do most of it myself"
"That's sad, but i don't care"
"That's sad, but i don't care"
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The Josephine Teo
Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.
Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
The Josephine Teo by theminoritydude October 11, 2016
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The Teodoro
When you have sleep with so many of the girls from the same bar that you cant go back to that bar to pick up girls without running into someone you sleep with. this also makes you the worst wing man in the world because all the girls think you are a douche bag because of your friend. "also known as torpedoed"
The Teodoro you go to a bar with your friend and start talking to a girl then your friend walks up and the girl gets mad and leaves. Then you find out he has already sleep with her and did not call her back and it seems that all the girls in the bar are mad about the same thing. That bar has been Teodoro or torpedo!
The Teodoro by crusader001 June 17, 2009
The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026