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When you attempt to fart but you shit your pants instead
"Man, my friend did The Teo on me while we were doing a hiest in Payday 2, i had to do most of it myself"
"That's sad, but i don't care"
The Teo by D0Ice September 18, 2022
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The Josephine Teo 

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.

The Teodoro 

When you have sleep with so many of the girls from the same bar that you cant go back to that bar to pick up girls without running into someone you sleep with. this also makes you the worst wing man in the world because all the girls think you are a douche bag because of your friend. "also known as torpedoed"
The Teodoro you go to a bar with your friend and start talking to a girl then your friend walks up and the girl gets mad and leaves. Then you find out he has already sleep with her and did not call her back and it seems that all the girls in the bar are mad about the same thing. That bar has been Teodoro or torpedo!
The Teodoro by crusader001 June 17, 2009

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
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