The Tanner

Someone who rapes children.

Man i totally pulled "the tanner" on this 3 year old last night!

by Rape Bird The Great February 5, 2018

The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.

Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY

by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022

The Tanner-Line

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.

*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line

by SuPapiChulo July 1, 2021

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

toss the tangerine

to have sexual intercourse with a random person or people.

Man, I'll toss the tangerine so hard you'll be like "mmm, look at that!"

by M.A.K. December 7, 2010

the tangerine to my aubergine

Davesport.. just Davesport

This can be used within two DSaF fans to express love

Person 1 "You're the tangerine to my aubergine"

by Dave_Miller February 25, 2024

The Royal Tannenbaum

Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.

The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!

by T-sauce April 19, 2009