The Swilly G 

When sir reverse cowgirl on you your toilet and use the tank as a table to eat your morning cereal while taking a shit.

In order to maximize my time in the morning I eat my cereal on the back of the toilet while I drop my morning deuce. I call it The Swilly G!

The Swilly G by Slump Daddy April 5, 2022

The Silly Goose 

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

The Silly Goose by ninerrr September 25, 2022

The Silly Goose

The Silly Goose or Anser Ineptus, )¹Latin for Goose of Foolishness) sometimes referred to as "Goosin' Around", is a sexual act enacted by one who is performing felatio. During the act they squeeze a bicycle horn behind the recipients back to draw their attention away. While the recipient is distracted the one performing felatio puts a pair of googley eyes onto the head of the penis and when the recipient looks back the one performing felatio throttles the shaft with both hands and eagles it back and forth as if they are strangling a goose by the neck.

Bobbi totally got Chris this weekend when they busted out The Silly Goose during a blowjob. Laughs were had by all!

The Silly Goose by FarleyWazGod September 1, 2026

Stephan the Silly Goose 

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

Stephan the Silly Goose by Special Ed November 5, 2018

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

ivan the silly goose by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

“This is not the hour for silly geese” 

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

“This is not the hour for silly geese” by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021

Goofy guy the silly 

The worst youtuber

Person: goofy guy the silly is trash
Me: that might be me but I agree

Goofy guy the silly by Goofy guy the silly July 22, 2025