Definitions by FarleyWazGod

Hot Applesauce

Hot Applesauce (not to be confused with Hot Saucin') is a sexual act where one person gently affixes a ping pong paddle to their erect penis by the handle. They then commence to sway their hips side to side to make the paddle perform a swatting motion. A second party is on their hands and knees with their bare ass exposed and raised so that the paddle can be used to apply a spanking using only the sway of the hips to apply said spanking.

I thought Alex was gonna just spank me with the paddle but then they tied it to themselves with silk ribbons and game me some Hot Applesauce until I nearly passed out.

Hot Applesauce by FarleyWazGod September 1, 2026

The Silly Goose

The Silly Goose or Anser Ineptus, )¹Latin for Goose of Foolishness) sometimes referred to as "Goosin' Around", is a sexual act enacted by one who is performing felatio. During the act they squeeze a bicycle horn behind the recipients back to draw their attention away. While the recipient is distracted the one performing felatio puts a pair of googley eyes onto the head of the penis and when the recipient looks back the one performing felatio throttles the shaft with both hands and eagles it back and forth as if they are strangling a goose by the neck.

Bobbi totally got Chris this weekend when they busted out The Silly Goose during a blowjob. Laughs were had by all!

The Silly Goose by FarleyWazGod September 1, 2026