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The Stinker

Sitting on the toilet, leaning forward with elbows on knees and your phone in your hand(s). Reminiscent of the famous statue "The Thinker".
I wrote this definition while performing "the stinker".
The Stinker by mreyne April 15, 2014

The Stoner's Dilemma 

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

The Stoner 

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.
Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"
The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

the stoner channel

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.
the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

the stingray 

when the male lathers a condom in icy hot then has vaginal intercourse with the female
Ow! he just gave me the stingray!
the stingray by Ty Fletcher May 9, 2007

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!