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The Stiner 

When you are putting it to your girlfriend causing her to have the greatest orgasm of a life time. This works better when you're a stiner.
I gave my girlfriend the stiner last night and she loved every second of it.
The Stiner by Alex Stiner March 15, 2005
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The Stinker

Sitting on the toilet, leaning forward with elbows on knees and your phone in your hand(s). Reminiscent of the famous statue "The Thinker".
I wrote this definition while performing "the stinker".
The Stinker by mreyne April 15, 2014

The Stoner's Dilemma 

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

The Stoner 

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.
Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"
The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

the stoner channel

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.
the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

the stingray 

when the male lathers a condom in icy hot then has vaginal intercourse with the female
Ow! he just gave me the stingray!
the stingray by Ty Fletcher May 9, 2007

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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