The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.

I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.

The Sprints by meechuacon July 21, 2017

St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".

Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.

St. Mattress by the Springs by BeezerKR May 2, 2010

The springs

Colorado Springs co

I'm going to the springs today

The springs by Kjar July 31, 2016

The final sprint 

In the midst of a cross country race, your extremely tired and here comes the last 400m or so. You dont want to lose to the guy behind you and hopefully want to pass the person in front. You put on this final sprint and use every last bit of energy you have. This is definately the hardest moment in ALL of sports. It takes mental, physical and spiritual strength to give it your all in these last 400m. It can be the difference maker.

I was coming around the last straightaway of the race, holding onto first place, but the guy behind me put on the final sprint and beat me

The final sprint by jewbaggies September 19, 2010

The Negro Sprint 

When in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the fuck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence "The Negro Sprint."

"Man, I was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this guy ran in with a gun. I hit the Negro Sprint outta there so fast, the next thing I knew, I was already at home."

The Negro Sprint by raymundorocket31320257 August 27, 2011

the mind sprinted 

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

the mind sprinted by NonBad March 1, 2020

the manchester sprint 

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.

coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"

the manchester sprint by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010