The Spangler 

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

The Spangler by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

The Star Spangled Pussy 

When a guy is doing a girl in the vagina, and he's about to cum, he pulls out and jizzes on the perimeter of the vagina. He then gets paper stars and puts them where the cum is.

Armando was so tired after completing The Star Spangled Pussy on his girlfriend.

The Star Spangled Pussy by annonymouss D January 18, 2010

The Star-Spangled Banner 

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

VS

Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.

The Star-Spangled Banner by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

emily the strange spengler 

is very nice but some times very rude and just awwwwwwww

emily the strange spengler is some times wiered

emily the strange spengler by robbobnob November 6, 2017