When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.
Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
by spanglebaby November 10, 2017
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