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the smitty drink 

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice
Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”
the smitty drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

The Smitty Drink 

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.
The Smitty Drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

The Smitty Steamer 

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.
Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.
"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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