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The Slittening

That time that Dan and Phil raised a ton of money for Palestine and rewarded us by Dan shaving an eyebrow slit into Phil live on stream January 30 2024. The favor was returned a month later when Phil chaotically shaved a slit onto dans face on video.
We have never been the same since the Slittening.

The Slittening gave dip and pip some much needed edge, too bad they let them grow back
by selfawarehamster May 25, 2024
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The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"
by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019
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The Slithering Sheriff

Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.
Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.
by LouieFerook April 16, 2016
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The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.
by Dilan K. March 20, 2019
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The Shittening

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.
"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."
by Fessie September 26, 2024
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The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.
Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017
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The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.
by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018
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