Shittening 

When your day is going like shit, but you still don’t trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

Shittening by Dilan K. March 14, 2019

Shittening 

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.

Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.

Shittening by vibrazy September 16, 2021

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

The Shittening by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

The Great Shittening by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

The Shittening 

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

The Shittening by Dilan K. March 20, 2019

The Shittening 

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.

"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."

The Shittening by Fessie September 26, 2024

The reverse shittening 

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.

Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening

The reverse shittening by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018