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Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.
Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!
Close the shades by Soupy March 15, 2009

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.
"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

Pull the shades 

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.
College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!
Pull the shades by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

dropping the shades 

Flexing on everyone while not trying, being a dope ass lightskin with the particular name "Joel"
Damn he's really dropping the shades on that hoe

Pulling the Shades 

When a girl, usually a lesbian, sits on her lover's face, grabs her labia, and stretches them over the eyes of her lover, also usually a lesbian.
If it weren't for that girl who kept pulling the shades on me, I'd be able to say exactly whose hands were on my crotch.
Pulling the Shades by Shade Puller January 6, 2012

drawing the shades 

the desire or actual act of jumping on someone... usually the culmination of a sexual pursuit ending in headbanging, sweaty, exhausting sex. originated in a freshman orientation seminar on improper sexual conduct at a small HBCU in southeast virginia on exit 267 on I 64.. hmm i wonder what school this is???
tim: shorty's lookin rite in that outfit
mike: yea man shorty looks good
tim: yeah i wouldn't mind drawing her shades
drawing the shades by hbcu chick November 19, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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