The Sergio

The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.

-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.

The Sergio by The Mudslider June 11, 2006

The "Sergio Perez" 

The action in which you line up 19 people. (M or F) and all proceed to ejaculate on them from 19th to 1st. (Sergio Perez's last to first win on Sakir.)

Person 2: Wanna do The "Sergio Perez"?
Person 2: Sure, I wanna be 19th.

The "Sergio Perez" by F1_fan9291 April 23, 2022

Sergio the bootyhole 

Sergio is a bootyhole. He is very annoying and you will never get to know him. Sergio is a bootyhole

Omg look at that Sergio thing over there. He looks like such a bootyhole. I have a name for him. Sergio the bootyhole.

Sergio the bootyhole by Boiiyoustinklikecrap October 22, 2019

Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day 

On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.

"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "

Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day by ReverseJ May 24, 2018

On the serious 

A phrase used to declare the serious nature of the statement that the phrase preceeds.

1: I have aids.
2: HAHA! That's funny man!
1: No, on the serious, I have aids.
2: Oh. I hear the only cure is death. On the serious of course.

On the serious by SaintZi January 23, 2011

The Serious Card 

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

The Serious Card by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!

Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"

The Serious Christian by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018