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April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!
Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you

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(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem

Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh
by Kmaisey85 May 20, 2018
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its a day, uhh, its also to day
umm also 9 more days till i can smoke it up pog
Dude! its april 11th! 9 more days boiis
by JerrySienfeld May 25, 2018
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National Ass Crack Day. The day when women and plumbers unite to spread around Add crack
Jeff- Man I can see her ass crack in those leggings

Jordan- it's okay man, its April 11th
by BigDickBazooza May 25, 2018
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A day were you grab a girl ass and she screams and slaps u
Oh bro it's April 11th national ass grab day yo grab her ass. Max: ok *gets slaped by that hoe, (RIP)
by Max britz May 25, 2018
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A glorious day in which you grab someone’s ass and also a send nudes day.
Guy: *grabs girls ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: Chill baby it’s April 11
Girl: Oh! you want me to send nudes tn too?
Guy: Hell yes!
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by issadatebaby May 25, 2018
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