rotate the roster 

When you have to get rid of some of your old hoes and bring some new ones in

Yo bro what happened to Alexa?
I had to rotate the roster man

rotate the roster by PedoBearToTheRescue August 23, 2021

Top of the roster stuff 

Anyone who does what they want due to reaching the top of any given roster.
One who doesn't care about consequences due to obtaining top status of a roster

That guy does what he wants when he wants, thats that top of the roster stuff I'm talking about.

Wheres he at? I don't know, he's at the top of the roster, he does what he wants

Top of the roster stuff by totrkos October 13, 2018

The New Roster 

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.

A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up

The New Roster by Zephid15 April 9, 2008

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

chumming the rooster by kingsmen January 10, 2014

From the Rooter to the Tooter 

It's an old expression actually originating from a peg, with the Rooter being the snout, and the Tooter being the tail. So basically it means the whole hog from snout to tail. But has come to mean from head to toe.

That girl is bad from the Rooter to the Tooter.

From the Rooter to the Tooter by Tattitude October 26, 2018

Ripening The Rooster 

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

Ripening The Rooster by muhk33 October 23, 2011

hear the rooster 

To understand, or grasp a concept. Said when confirming a friend understands, or agrees.

You just need to lay low, you hear the rooster?

hear the rooster by pluto897 November 4, 2009