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raccoons in the attic 

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

Racket The Raccoon 

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

punch the raccoon 

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.
"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

the raccoon 

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.
after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut
the raccoon by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

slap the raccoon 

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.
Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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