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The Raccon 

Must be at the girls house. Baning her doggystlye then bust hot mayo all over her back run out of the house and kick over all her trach can's and scream Raccon!!!
I pulled the raccon on one eyed mary last night
The Raccon by J Pizzel November 9, 2007
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thomas the raccon 

thomas the raccon by thomastheraccon February 20, 2019

The Raccoons 

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
The Raccoons by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.
Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.
The Racoon by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

Racket The Raccoon 

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

punch the raccoon 

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.
"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

the raccoon 

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.
after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut
the raccoon by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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