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The Pee-Noise Problem
1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
The Pee-Noise Problem by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
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the pee pee game
oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!
the pee pee game by j ron April 5, 2008
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the pee pee poo poo man by 23dogeman23 May 24, 2020
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad
The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad
The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009
Fork in the Pee
The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.
Fork in the Pee by Stik E June 13, 2009
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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