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The Paralyzer 

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
The Paralyzer by J Awesome March 24, 2009

The paralyser 

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.
Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?
The paralyser by inthestink April 20, 2018

paralysed the pussy 

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.
‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.
paralysed the pussy by Joeybsting August 30, 2019

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026