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The P is a mythical celtic warrior and warlock. He abuses steroids and shags women without a condom. He relies on the withdrawal method, often found drinking Ale in a tavern while arm wrestling yoong lads who think they're big. When he's finished he slams skank pussy in the tavern Jack's. Injects steroids into his cock and refers to himself in third person while telling tales of past glories.
The P did her up there on the nappies without a johnny
The P by Fat J 80s June 14, 2019
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Edward: James, my good fellow, I am feeling rather randy and I need to get me the P.

James: Fuck off u bent cunt.
The P by Clamjunky March 1, 2018
"The P" is the a mythical place where legends are born/raised/or created. The population consists of 35% whites, 15% blacks, 25% Hispanics, and 25% ninjas.

The dos equis Most Interesting Man in the World was kicked out of plantation for being boring.

It is said that "The P" was founded after a seven year Seminole War. That is false. Plantation was founded when Chuck Norris punched the ground. A Prandtl–Glauert singularity formed around his mighty arm. The impact was so great it created multiple shock waves in the air and on the ground. The broward mall was formed followed shortly by university Drive. The rest was created 50 years later.

Apparently students from the graduating classes 2002-2006 at St. Thomas Aquinas and South Plantation high schools can trace their linage back to Achilles, King Leonidas, Attila the Hun, Hercules, Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, and Dumbledore.
Person 1. Do you know about the Knights Templar?
Person 2. The organization that was founded in "The P"?

Person 1. Yes
The P by RCIII December 11, 2010
a secret way to say a women's period
I have such bad cramps because i have the p.
The P by Lara March 27, 2005

The P.J.s 

Projects, a form of housing tenure in which the property is owned by a government authority. Projects continue to have a reputation for violence, drug use, and prostitution.
In the P.J.s, my blend tape plays, bullets are strays - Nas, N.Y. State of Mind
The P.J.s by Ali Da Greatest January 27, 2009

the p word 

he say the p word
the p word by Tudii February 15, 2018

the ''p'' in ''ps-beginning'' words. 

For most speakers the ''p'' in ''psalm'', ''psycho'', ''psychology'' etc. seems to be silent but in Scotland we pronounce the ''p''.
Englishman and Americans don't pronounce the ''p'' in ''psycho''.
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