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The Oliver Twist 

When a man gets a puddle of his sperm in his belly button, he then gets a person to slurp the sperm out.

They then say "please, sir, I want some more."
Slurping sperm like it's a bowl of soup from belly button, asking for more.

"The Oliver Twist"
The Oliver Twist by a.fielden June 25, 2014

The John Oliver 

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

Oliver the fat shit

This is used to describe someone called Oliver who is a fat shit who should jump of a cliff because of their lifestyle of eating. He does nothing but eat he will never unfortunately have sex because he is so fat he will just belly bounce the lady and he has a shrivelled penis. And when ordering food he gets his ruler out to measure which cake is the biggest
Person 1: look at that guy over there eating a massive cake

Person 2: wow he is so big he is Oliver the fat shit

the norah oliver 

a girl with a dirty mexican-like mustache
damn! that bitch got a norah oliver goin on
the norah oliver by rasheeb January 20, 2004

Oliver and the Boner Clowns 

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest
Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid

the olive theory

The Olive Theory is a theory in which if one person in a relationship loves olives, and the other hates olives, the two are meant to be. (Originated from "How I Met Your Mother")
Person #1: (to significant other) "how do i know that this will last?"
Person #2: the olive theory! Do you like olives?
Person #1: i hate olives!

Person #2: i love them! We are meant to be!