Definitions by JuanCarlosTaco
fucking two trees with the same cock
A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
fucking two trees with the same cock by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017
The John Oliver
Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
The John Oliver by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016