The Oinks

Def. Another term for the Swine Flu.

1) I'm coming down with a wicked bad case of the oinks!

2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.

3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!

The Oinks by The Oinks Suck November 10, 2009

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the oink

Another name for swine flu.

'She's caught the oink.'

the oink by bugaloocentral July 27, 2009

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the Oink

The swine flu. I first saw this in the National Review Online, in an article by Mark Hemmingway, who had the flu and was writing about his experience.

Quote: "I had the Oink and lived to write about it."

the Oink by C Goldrup August 18, 2009

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The Oink

Another name for the H1N1 Virus.

I was dating this chick and she had a horrible cough, Turns out she had the OINK!

The Oink by Deemize November 17, 2009

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The Oink

The Oink Noun: All men have it. An inherent ability to rape.

Do you have the oink?

The Oink by Genocide baby September 3, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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