THE OAK
An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.
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The Oak
this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.
also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.
also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.
The Oak by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018
watering the oak
A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008
Segregating the Oak
John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..
Segregating the Oak by OakDomino July 6, 2016
Heart of the Oak
Heart of the Oak by Cafona October 4, 2008
Decorate the oak
When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016
cruise the oak
cruise the oak by Sassie April 29, 2003
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