THE OAK

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An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.

The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.

THE OAK by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

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The Oak

this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.

also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.

fuck i have The Oak in sight .......
SOUP TIME!!

The Oak by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018

watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Segregating the Oak

A term used to describe Urination.

John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..

Segregating the Oak by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Heart of the Oak

The paradigm/epitome of suckish/shitty music in band form from Bangor, Maine.

"Hey dude, did you see Heart of the Oak last night?"

"WTF, I would rather eat a spoon."

Heart of the Oak by Cafona October 4, 2008

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

cruise the oak

To ride in or operate a vehicle on the street of North Oak Trafficway

Sara and Cassie cruise the oak in a pimptacular car and end up at Wendy's. MMMMMMM

cruise the oak by Sassie April 29, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026