muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.
"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.
by Javier Jesus Pablo October 05, 2013
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Muff Man

The man that brings boy/men wet dreams (like the Mr. Sand Man)
The Muff Man brought a dream of you last night baby
by MuffMan February 09, 2008
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The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017
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