The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

The Muffin Man 

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003

do you know the muffin man 

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

do you know the muffin man by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

The Muffin Man 

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

The Muffin Man by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

the muffin man 

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

the muffin man by dane garner March 8, 2008

the muffin man 

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

the muffin man by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020

The Muffin Man 

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

The Muffin Man by Juke McKones May 29, 2011