The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 19, 2012

The Miner

While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.

Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.

by Joshuanaganooch September 27, 2006

Minerals

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Minerals

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013

Minerism

an uncontrollable urge to interrupt conversation afflicting only those who believe everyone in hearing range is a technical idiot.

BECAUSE whoever you are talking to can't POSSIBLY know as much as you do!

John's Minerism is always apparent during team meetings!

by Trillian31 February 17, 2010

minerals

Having the nerve to do something.

"I just wanted to see if she had the minerals..."

by Andy February 5, 2004

Mineral

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014